Sadness jokes

What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?

A Disap point ment.

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "Sad"

Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

Why was the staircase so sad?

Because everyone walks on them.

Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.