Sadness Jokes

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

whats sad and has no life .the person reding this

how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed

1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now

When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog

this is so sad, Alexa play despacito

one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

I'm not completely usless I can be used as a bad example.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: sad

Teacher: anyway Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Knock Knock! Who's their? It's Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired

How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T