Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why is 10 so sad cus it was in the middle of 9/11
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. 😈😈
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
