Sadness jokes

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.

Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Why was the staircase so sad?

Because everyone walks on them.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.