Sadness Jokes

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions

Onions was a good dog

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs

Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends

I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

Being sad is my only happiness

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver

Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night

What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful

Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\

Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

These ain't jokes these just sad truths

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"