Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
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Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it
Why did the toilet paper not make across the road
Because it got stuck in the crack
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
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What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
Being sad is my only happiness
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
These ain't jokes these just sad truths
What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
whats sad and has no life .the person reding this
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: sad
Teacher: anyway Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
