Sadness jokes
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
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I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.