Sadness jokes

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?

Because it got stuck in the crack.

Being sad is my only happiness.

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "Sad"

Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.

However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.

So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.

He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.

The man replies, “No.”

The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”

The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”

“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”

“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁