Sadness Jokes

What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?

A Disap point ment

what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso

A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.

However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.

So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.

He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.

The man replies, “No.”

The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”

The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”

“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”

“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”

Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends

Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. 😈😈

I'm not completely usless I can be used as a bad example.

What's the difference between apple's and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn't have a home page.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: sad

Teacher: anyway Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging

Why is 10 so sad cus it was in the middle of 9/11

a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs

I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said "sure just dont look up". He looked up and said " woah what are those?". She replied " those are just headlights." He looked down and said "what is that?" She said that's just a bush." The next day mommy wasnt home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said "okay but don't look up." He looked up and said "woah what is that?" His papa replied "that's just a snake." Later that night he asked to sleep with his parents. They said "okay just dont look under the covers." After a while he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed "mom turn on the headlights the snake is in the Bush!!"