Sadness jokes
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Being sad is my only happiness.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.