Sad jokes
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."
His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"
Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.