Runner jokes
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.