Runner

Runner jokes

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, โ€œI slid into this conversation.โ€

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

โ€œA sped runner.โ€

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."