Runner

Runner Jokes

Car

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

Last Name

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

Race

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Umpire

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, โ€œI slid into this conversation.โ€

Syndrome

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

โ€œA sped runner.โ€

Foot

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Marathon

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Maker

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...