What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
why are orphans so bad at baseball? because they dont know where home is
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite food?
Runner beans
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
