What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Runner Jokes
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
