Runner jokes
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Iron jug.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.