Run jokes
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Stephanie
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!