My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul walker run
"knock knock?" "who's there?" "Depression" "Depression wh-" ME!! *runs away*
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.
Black people run fast
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run windows 10
What does Trump stand for? Trump Runs Underneath My Penis
two tomatoes are walking on a road then car runs over one of them and the other says: hi ketchup :D
“A man came running into a hospital saying” -DOCTOR DOCTOR!!! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! “The doctor replied” -I know I amputated your ARMS!
When you’re in india and you start hearing a tick tick tick tick you run
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball? Because I took the bat and swun it at their kneecaps and now they can’t run, what are they going to do tell their parents
stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why can’t orphans have sex
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back too
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street and there lies a body...... what?
why do orphans place baseball,
Because they have to run back to home base
What's and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can’t a orphan hit a home run Bc he doesn’t have a home
