Run jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Memes
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!