Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late
why cant an orphan hit a home run
they have no home to run to
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Bored? Run over a orphan with your car! what are they going to do tell their nonexistent parents?
why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane.to get run over
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
