Run jokes
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.