Run jokes
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Stephanie
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.