Run jokes
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Memes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Stephanie
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!