Run jokes
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).