Run jokes
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Memes
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Stephanie
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!