Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Run Jokes
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Stephanie
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
