i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
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In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
Repeat after me..... *Me* You have a weird style.*mom*you have a weird style.*me*un not your mirror*runs away *
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops
They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running
Why are orphans bad at base ball? Because they have no home to run to
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why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane.to get run over
If you have a pair and it runs around the street what do you call it a running pair
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
