Run jokes
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Stephanie
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!