Why can’t a orphan hit a home run Bc he doesn’t have a home
I was on a plane and My mom said it just a little turbulence And I said Mom we just got on run way
Your mums so fat that when she goes to KFC they run out of stock of chicken 😂
why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties
Yo mama so fat, it took the flash 40 years to run around her.
Q. Why can't you run through a campground?
A. You can only raQ. Why can't you run through a campground?
A. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
(Credit: @punnstagram)
ran, because it's past tents!!
whats the difference between Stephen hawking and a tap the tap can run
what did the mustard say to the ketchup quit running so fast let me KETCHUP to you.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man Running the stand Hey Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?....... A redneck virgen!!!!!
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
Is your fridge running?
Why yes it is!
Then you better go catch it
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
your snorting cociane with your Buddys your eyes are closed feeling the bliss of drugs when suddenly something wet touches your nostril your buddy mark stuck his PENIS in your face. you look up at mark and he says "I'm sorry" and runs away his pants still down.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this
