Run jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.