Run jokes
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.