Run jokes
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
My wife was run over.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.