Run jokes
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"