Run jokes
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
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A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.