Run jokes

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

What’s worse than running with scissors?

Scissoring with the runs!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

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A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”

The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”

Guess who dies next.

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!

(Obtained by running over 69 children.)

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.