Run jokes

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

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Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

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A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”

The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”

Guess who dies next.

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.