An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school Hi
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
