Royalty jokes
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.