What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
