Royalty

Royalty jokes

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?