What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.