Royalty jokes
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
"Prince? Are you still there?"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Prince, are you there?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Prince, can we please chat?
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
"Princess, you there? :("
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
"Prince, where are you?"
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Prince???
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."