"Prince? Are you still there?"
Royalty Jokes
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Prince, are you there?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Prince, can we please chat?
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
"Princess, you there? :("
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
"Prince, where are you?"
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Prince???
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
