Prince, can we please chat?
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
"Princess, you there? :("
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
"Prince, where are you?"
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Prince???
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in Englandās history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
