What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
