Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"

The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."

The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"

The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

Roses are red,

Lilies are white,

One race ends up dead

And the other ends up bright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.

You'd look great With a knife in your back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.