Roses jokes
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Roses are red, violets are violet.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"