Rose jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!