Rose

Rose jokes

Life

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Smile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Wife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Weed

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Memes

Blood

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Atom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

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  • Teacher

    Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

    Homo

    Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

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  • Gun

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    I have a gun,

    GET IN THE VAN!!

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  • Lover

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

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  • Violet

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

    Bag

    So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”

    Poem

    Roses are red, clovers are green.

    I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

    Gum

    Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?