Rose jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Memes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.