One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
why did the big rose say to the little rose. Hy bud.
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
*sigh* Roses are red Vilots are blue you are so ugly do not tell me that is really you
