Rose jokes

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Why did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL