Rose

Rose jokes

Tomato

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Violet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Breakup

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Mum

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

Memes

Violet

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Rape

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Bitch

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

End

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Friend

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Rose

Roses are red Lemons are sour Lift your skirt up and give me an hour

Deaf people

Dear Hearing People,

We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

Pussy

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Clay

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Candy

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Life

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Name

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"