Rose

Rose jokes

Poem

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Gum

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Violet

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Tomato

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Memes

Sibling

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Violet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Breakup

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Mum

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

Rape

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Pussy

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Bitch

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

End

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Dread

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Friend

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Deaf people

Dear Hearing People,

We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

Fist

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Kidnapping

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Clay

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-