Rose jokes
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!