Rose jokes
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.