Rose jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
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Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.