Rose jokes
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.