Rose

Rose Jokes

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Violet

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Violet

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Mom

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Condom

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Violet

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Peace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Life

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Smile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Wife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Weed

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Blood

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Epstein

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Lemon

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.