Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.