What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
