Rose jokes

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.