roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you're as ugly as poo
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are black, violets are black I’m colorblind
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood. Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, I like girls from the south, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kids head and farting in his mouth.
roses are gay violets are also gay if you read you are gay
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head". The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head". The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant high school is probably a thot.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast
roses are red violents are blue everything is black i can't see can you.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
