What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you call a black person in a dark room? Invisible
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there
pun enters the room and kills ten people.
pun in, ten dead
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room? Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I broke up with my RBLX gf and I heard my uncle crying in the other room
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
I have a twin towers model in my room. It got infested with jumping spiders
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
