Room Jokes

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.

i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed

What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"

A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.

Riddle: i can fill a room, others can have me,but i cant be shared. what am i? Answer: Loneliness.

Why did the author go to the emergency room? -- His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."

A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd