I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
