Room Jokes

I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.

im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"

Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship

Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...

This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”