A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike. Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would out and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle. It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
Why did the kidnapper cross the rode
To get the the kids at the playground
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.
Lester Piggotts
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
a man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm the bartender asks what he wants the man says i would like one beer for me and one for the rode
