Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
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so little johnny seen a robbery so he tried to stop the robber to the robbers surprise he was amazed so johnny got 20 shots to the head the end
Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got by a car. The cops said to him “That's CARma for you!
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber
One is wanted
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
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Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police
And he wound up in prison
