Robber jokes
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.