New Robber Jokes

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy

why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber

One is wanted

orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed

Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.

Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers? So they will be wanted.

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.

so little johnny seen a robbery so he tried to stop the robber to the robbers surprise he was amazed so johnny got 20 shots to the head the end

Im so poor that when robbers break into my house

they bring me things <_>.

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.

little johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back." to which the robber says "FUCK YOU I don't wanna." little johnny calls the police and says " A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse. the police said "how old are you." little johnny then hangs up the phone

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."