Roast

Roast Jokes

I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash

Call me fat you call me fat because you think that you’re pretty but you ain’t you’re just a musty dusty rusty Cardi B

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free