Road jokes
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Memes
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.