Road

Road jokes

Zebra

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

Rock

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

Accident

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Memes

Mom

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

Accident

My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(

Chicken

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!

“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”

Gum

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Guy

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Baby

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It wasn't in its car seat.

Car

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.