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A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
why did the man cross the road...?
because he wanted to :) :) :)
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did the child cross the road ?
To get to the other slide
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
Why did the knight cross the road
He can not because his armor was to heavy
