Road

Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

Solved a murder involving the nut case.