Road Jokes

What does a car have when its very itchy?

A road rash

Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit

Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀

Why did the chickens cross the road??

To get to KFC

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.

A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started

Why did princess Diana cross the road?

-she wasn't wearing a seat belt

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.