What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Road Jokes
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
