Road jokes
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"