Road jokes
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.