Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Floor on the road?
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
