Road jokes
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
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What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Memes
Meanwhile in California…
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Floor on the road?