Road jokes
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Memes
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Floor on the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!