Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
why did the man cross the road...?
because he wanted to :) :) :)
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did the child cross the road ?
To get to the other slide
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90
How is a beer can and a indian the same ? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
