Road jokes
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! šš
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess thatās what you call āFLATāulence.
Memes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, Iām changing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, thatās how far behind I am!"
Floor on the road?
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.