Road Trip jokes
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂