Road Trip jokes
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.