Ring Jokes

Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f dad

*Ring Ring!* Who’s there? Soldier! Soldier who? You’ve soldier house! Congrats! waHt

What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats

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What did the cell phone say to his wife? i will give you a ring

When do Americans answer their door?

Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

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I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her a onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hoola hoop

Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"

I don't ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring

When phone ringing Dad says ‘If it’s for me don’t answer it.’

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus? By the rings around it

saturn was so loved someone put a ring on him.

I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing