What is saturns fav song 7 rings
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
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Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
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Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
Chinese teacher phone rang going to class and he said My phone the Ring Ring it's my wife Ring Ring
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
What Is gods favourite planet staring because it has a ring around it
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. he says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave. the poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
Phone Rings; Are your parents home? Orphan; Stop calling here.
What’s black and rings the doorbell? Stevie wonders answering the iron.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... He just red ringed, and rose up to Game Stop
When Pope Pius (IX.) died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, St. Peter opened: "Who are you, what do you want?” "I am Pope Pius. I want to come to heaven.” “Where do you come from?" "Rome." "What do you mean? Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!"
To make sure to not erroneously deny access to an authorised person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God and asks: "Hello Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "What do you mean: Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "No, sorry, I don’t know him."
Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello Junior - here’s a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "Rome Italy." "No sorry, never heard of."
Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?" "What does he mean, Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "He says Rome Italy." "No sorry, I’m afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while he continues: "Wait, wait - tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"
My life is like a grenade... I pull of the ring and, BOOM it explodes
what do call a binder with no rings
