What is saturns fav song 7 rings
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at hooters
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Phone Rings; Are your parents home? Orphan; Stop calling here.
What’s black and rings the doorbell? Stevie wonders answering the iron.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... He just red ringed, and rose up to Game Stop
When Pope Pius IX died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, and St. Peter opened it: "Who are you? What do you want?”
"I am Pope Pius. I want to come to Heaven.”
“Where do you come from?"
"Rome."
“What do you mean? Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"No, Rome, Italy, of course."
“I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!”
To make sure not to erroneously deny access to an authorized person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God, and asks: "Hello, Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?"
"What do you mean: Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"No, Rome, Italy, of course."
"No, sorry, I don’t know him.”
Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello, Junior, here’s a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?"
"Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"Rome, Italy."
"No, sorry, never heard of him.”
Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello, Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?"
"What does he mean, Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"He says Rome, Italy."
"No, sorry, I’m afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while, he continues: "Wait, wait, tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
