Right Jokes

Are you serious right neow bro

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*

the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.

Why was the noble gas not emo? Because they were thinking RIGHT.

i arrived at basketball and i asked litte jimmy if he brought the basketballs and he said nope, but i got two right here!

How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!

Get it?

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there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW

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Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

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I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???