Right Jokes

What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*

911 am i right

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"

Monkey:What ya doing Other monkey:Just you know "Hanging around"

Bad joke right i just can't think of something amazing it's like my brain is "Hanging"

What did a tree 🌳 I do for a human rights rights day at a tree 🌳 I had no time today after a night night with you today but you walk away

I’m reading a book on antigravity right know It’s impossible to put down

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.

Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humour.

Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him. "You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"