Riddles
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
How many feet are in feet?
What is a car that runs and can't?
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
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How many YEETS are there?
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.