Riddle jokes
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What is ioooooooo?
I for the class?
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
What is playing with you?
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What runs but never stops?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.