Riddle jokes
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's black and white?
History.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!