Riddle jokes
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.