What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke

Your so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded

Tarik is a retard

what’s a mentally retarded person’s favorite colour? clear

You smell like you farted FARTED harted HARTED A B honor rolls all Fs you retarded OHHHHHHHH

You smell like you farted (FARTED) harded (HARDED) A, B, Honor Roll all F’s you retarded (re-OHHHHH)

GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom… soph: this is why arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF

Adapt: Hey Adapt, Did you know your smart? Smart for being retarded Yo adapt!! You’re so stupid that you gave me your roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we’ll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE Normal People: I support only 1 team Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And i’m the biggest plastic in the server!!

You don’t have any balls

The other day my mom called me a retard I’m now an orphan

I told my dad that I’m gay he replied ‘’no your retarded”,then he went off to kiss a baby

What will reddit be without the robot logo?

RedDOT.

(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning…Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.

Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck

What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler