Boner

Anonymous

What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke

Still

Lolriz

Your so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded

Personal

JOHNNY

what’s a mentally retarded person’s favorite colour? clear

Smell

Lol

You smell like you farted FARTED harted HARTED A B honor rolls all Fs you retarded OHHHHHHHH

Smell

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qS2LN_hgCWA

You smell like you farted (FARTED) harded (HARDED) A, B, Honor Roll all F’s you retarded (re-OHHHHH)

Sex

Gaybob

GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom… soph: this is why arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF

Adapt: Hey Adapt, Did you know your smart? Smart for being retarded Yo adapt!! You’re so stupid that you gave me your roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we’ll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE Normal People: I support only 1 team Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And i’m the biggest plastic in the server!!

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Ball

MR.PUSSY

You don’t have any balls

Orphan

Not anonymous

The other day my mom called me a retard I’m now an orphan

Baby

Anonymous

I told my dad that I’m gay he replied ‘’no your retarded”,then he went off to kiss a baby

Sack

Reddit King

What will reddit be without the robot logo?

RedDOT.

(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)

Forehead

Anonymous

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning…Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

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Vegetable

Anonymous

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

Confusion

dicktastegud

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.

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Car

Anonymous

Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck

Kid

Anonymous

What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics

Cow

Anonymous

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!

Cousin

Anonymous

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler