Nevermind, it's retarded.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Don't use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through
What do you call a retarded cow
Vegan(vegetable)
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
What do you call a burnt retard
Tomatoe
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
The wheelchair
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
How did 2 retarded people get ran over in 1 Second: Their my friends.
what do gay girls order in a bar
pussy juice
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Whats that stupid Girl in you're Class called
ThOt
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
I'm fucking retarded.
