What do you call a retarded cow
Vegan(vegetable)
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink
What do you call a burnt retard
Tomatoe
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
The wheelchair
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
How did 2 retarded people get ran over in 1 Second: Their my friends.
what do gay girls order in a bar
pussy juice
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Whats that stupid Girl in you're Class called
ThOt
Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded
So I was sitting at a bar right, That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
Me: What do you call a group of retards? Friend: Down town? Me: Nope, target practice.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes
im fucking retarted
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
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