Retardation jokes

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the retard's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

A retard walks into a bar.

Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!

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So, a person walked into a shop.

Shop guy: "Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD."

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The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

Nevermind, it's retarded.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.

What do you call a retarded cow?

Vegan (vegetable).

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?