Retardation jokes
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Alya is so retarded.
Tarik is a retard.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
You don't have any balls.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.