Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
Retardation Jokes
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Retards.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584
