Retardation

Retardation Jokes

History class

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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  • Bunch

    What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.

    Cow

    The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

    What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

    Girlfriend

    It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

    One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

    Cannibal

    Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

    A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.

    Kid

    Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?

    A: Wave at him.

    Name

    Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

    Guy

    Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the retard's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

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