what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
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My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.
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What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Why are Retards good at Basketball? Cause they Dribble all the time!
what do you call a retarded duck
fuck duck and lick my balls
What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What do you call a retard?
Kahin
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges
