Retardation jokes
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
I'm fucking retarded.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
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My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
The person who is reading this.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.