"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
Q: What's really long and black? A: The line at KFC
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
buy KFC or else
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center