Restaurant jokes
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.