Restaurant jokes
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.