How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.