Restaurant jokes
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.