Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? Oneβs finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
what did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant? who's the specialty today.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
if your waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Can emo's eat a happy meal?
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
