Restaurant

Restaurant jokes

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.