I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Restaurant Jokes
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
