Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
What happened to the woman who sliped in a sea food restaurant? Um...I don't know what? She sliped on a mussel!
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
Pastor: I don’t normally swear but tonight I am going to just for the Halibut!
What's the difference between twin towers and mcdonald's
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!(aka dinner)
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
