Restaurant jokes
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.