Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
