Restaurant jokes
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."