Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Q: how did burger king get diary queen pregnant A: he forgot to wrap his whopper
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
