Restaurant jokes
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.