Restaurant

Restaurant jokes

Waiter

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?

Chef

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."

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  • Chef

    Q: Why did the chef get fired?

    A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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  • Pussy

    What do KFC and pussy have in common?

    Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.

    Memes

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

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  • Taste

    At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.

    McDonald's

    Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

    Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

    Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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  • Homeless

    I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

    Wheelchair

    I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

    I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

    Bar

    A hamburger walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

    Waiter

    "Oh, waiter! Waiter!"

    "Yes, sir?"

    "Do you have frog's legs?"

    "Why, yes."

    "Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"

    Cannibal

    Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

    Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

    Food

    Me: Have you ever tried African food?

    You: No.

    Me: They haven't either.

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