Restaurant jokes
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.