Restaurant jokes
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.