where does the keyboard go to dinner the space bar
Like if you love food!!
Q: how did burger king get diary queen pregnant A: he forgot to wrap his whopper
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?...because they orded pepperoni pizza and got plain
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and his face starts turning blue! The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back... The boy coughs up two of the pennies, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, panicking, the father starts shouting for help.
A well dressed, serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading from her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word, but keeps the penny.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”
“No,” the woman replied. “I’m with the Internal Revenue Service.”
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion